Here's a little something you probably didn't know about me. I have a secret crush on southern phrases. These aren't just any phrases they are timely, witty and they really get the point across in such a cute way. I have to admit, I'm a bit jealous. Oh how I wish I could just naturally add them to my conversations. But sadly I only know one by heart..."as nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs". I guess watching Fox and the Hound II over and over and over again has paid off. Thanks Cole and Payton.
Here are a few of my favorites:
My cow died last night so I don't need your bull...
If brains were leather, he wouldn’t have enough to saddle a junebug.
The engine’s runnin’ but nobody’s driving.
He’s busier than a one-legged man at a butt kickin contest!
Well that just dills my pickle!